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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
50, 42, 40,22, 9
Anonymous

50; not that i hadnt met

42; there’s one guy I’d like to see so I can kick his head in

40; no

22; usually

9; their face or body i guess

24
Anonymous

both at the same time

leavethestereotypesbehind: 1. Picture of you2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?3. What are you listening to right now?4. Whats your favorite number?5. What was the last thing you ate?6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?7. How is the weather right now?8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?10. Do you have a significant other?11. Favorite TV show?12. Siblings?13. Height?14. Hair color?15. Eye Color?16. Do you wear contacts?17. Favorite Holiday?18. Month?19. Have you ever cried for no reason?20. What was the last movie you watched?21. Favorite Day of the Year?22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?24. Hugs or Kisses?25. Chocolate or Vanilla?26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?29. What books are you reading?30. Piercings?31. Favorite movies?32. Favorite football Team?33. What are you doing right now?34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?37. Dogs or cats?38. Favorite flower?39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?41. Have you ever loved someone?42. Who would you like to see right now?43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?44. Have you ever fired a gun?45. Do you like to travel by plane?46. Right-handed or Left-handed?47. How many pillows do you sleep with?48. Are you missing someone?49. Do you have a tattoo?50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Please guys!

leavethestereotypesbehind:


1. Picture of you
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

Please guys!

(via fuck-hard-and-listen-to-metal)

Would you like a relationship right now?
Anonymous

I guess, but i’d probably fuck it up.